I am 25 years old from a small dinky ass little town in the middle of a corn field. I have 9 tattoos and one piercing. I listen to every type of music. Unless it sucks!! :) I like hanging out with friends and meeting new people. I like porn, porn rocks!!! God live the PORN!!!
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. Bart: Right, the leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Ralph: Uh... so... do you like... stuff?
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
Homer: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something something. Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...
Homer: It's true, I'm a Rageaholic.....I just can't live without Rageahol!
Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, 'Smashing Pumpkins'." Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
Bart: Well if your souls real where is it? Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away! Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean. Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.
Mayor Quimby: Now I'd like to introduce the Prophet of Love, Larry White. Barry White: It's Barry White. Mayor Quimby: No, the card says Larry White. Barry White: I think I know my own name. Mayor Quimby: Yeah, well we'll just see about that.
Stage hand: Come on people, someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high... Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Homer: I have a great way to solve our money woes. You rent your womb to a rich childless couple. If you agree, signify by getting indignant. Marge: Are you crazy? I'm not going to be a surrogate mother. Homer: C'mon, Marge, we're a team. It's uter-US, not uter-YOU. Marge: Forget it!
Bart: Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight. Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!
Can you tell I love the Simpons, I better stop before this gets too out of hand!